Saturday, 30 January 2010

i got my vitamin D and left my hovel for a fashion adventure

The mould was broken today. I rightly got my growing butt out of bed today and made a devoted adventure to the quaint little Isle of Wight (aka. The IoW, which bewildered me for a lengthy 20 minutes on the ferry back to Southampton) My task? To finally get some work experience under my Urban Outfitters belt. Charlotte Taylor is currently in the process of launching her own fashion label. Her AW10 collection is being prepared for London Fashion Week. Inspired by grannies and penguins it shouldn’t work. It really shouldn’t. But it does. Charlotte is brilliant. She’s amazingly friendly, so all my first time nerves and apprehensions were blasted away. She loves a cuppa’ brew. She made me soup (I love soup! My favourite liquid lunch!) And she has given me a chance. To be frank, I’m incredibly bored at Uni. I’m down to a measly six hours a week! Three days a week…off! It was lovely, simply lovely, to have a purpose in life. The Isle is très charmant. Similar to my beloved corner of Blighty, Cornwall, I just loved the humongous green valleys, the friendly locals I befriended in the posty and the copious quantity of golden oldies. It’s no wonder where the inspiration for her collection came from. And what the hell!? My first experience of the fashion industry was as far as possible from the Ugly Betty scenario’s I’d painted into my psyche. I genuinely had a productive, enchanting day. God, the whole fashion industry should up sticks to Wighty. Keep up to date on Charlotte’s own voyage and read my upcoming contribution (ahh scary!) to her blog here.
I may attempt to take my own photo diary from hense forth.

Sunday, 24 January 2010

what a preposterous idea.

When I was a child my larger than life imagination led me, not only into a world of phobias and fright, but into the magical land of fancy dress. It was my favourite past time, as was shopping for any and every dressing up outfit around; the Disney store racks in particular were raided on one too many occasions by myself. As I have grown, so has my love of clothing. Each and everyday I wake up and thoroughly enjoy playing dress up for my day! I understand that for some the fashion industry is daunting, a cruel and well dressed monster that can chew you up and spit you out onto Oxford Street if you aren’t careful. For me it is solitude. I’ve never been the most beautiful girl in the world, but as long as my hair is in a semi-appropriate place and I have a costume on that makes me smile then I feel that smidgen more confident in myself. Apparently some poor, unfortunate souls fail to share my appreciation. This morning Tanya Gold published an article on the guardian entitled “Why I hate fashion.” Oh god the outrage! To begin with anyone that cites “I spit at Vogue” was NEVER going to be my friend. She asks “Do men flee my fashion-free person?” Men do not choose a partner based on their fashion choices. Many women choose to express themselves through their clothing, I myself am one of them. The way you dress inevitably whispers ones personality into passer-by’s ears. Other women would feel like a bull frog in some of my outfit choices, they are the jeans and t-shirt gals. I always wished I could wear a pair of jeans and a tee and instantly be cosy and comfy. This is not the case. While others extract confidence from a pair of denims, mine is sourced from my £1 Primark opaque’s. It’s naïve and silly to believe fashion is about pulling. Or even about men. Fashion and style is to women, what sport is to many a man. “And don't forget shoes! Surely I love shoes, the icons that Carrie Bradshaw worshipped instead of a god? No? I must be ill. Weep for me in my giant knickers. I am outcast.” I wear big knickers! Big knickers are pretty much mandatory wear in seasons filled to the brim with body-con. And I have never been overly fussed about shoes. I can look at a shoe and think it is the most beautiful creature in the world, yet at 5ft 7” high heels turn me into Jo, the jolly green giant currently occupying a slot on Saturday nights Take Me Out. Alas, unlike Tanya I am confident enough in myself that I’m not embarrassed by these confessions. Tanya also describes the anger she feels at shops. Through years of retail work, including two years at Evans, I have watched women of all shapes and sizes reject and accept numerous fashion fads or even simple items of clothing. Personally, I believe from experience that it is all in confidence. Some of the women I served had beautiful bodies, they looked amazing in the clothes. However, when I informed them they simply shrugged off my opinion believing my main aim in life was to sell that item to them no matter what. I have never been anything more than honest and genuine with customers, yet their cynicism concerning the consumerist society and fashion and shopping in general led them to believe I was lying. It was even a disbelief in themselves, that they could not possibly look good enough to deserve a compliment. This doesn’t concern solely the customers of Evans. Even when working with the supposedly glamorous shoppers of Karen Millen I had the same battle of convincing a customer they were beautiful. With an acceptance of our bodies and a little self confidence, shopping and clothing can be thoroughly enjoyable. “How I enchanted. How I belonged. I thought I looked just like the effortlessly beautiful girls at school. Except I didn't. And, very soon, I realised that I didn't. All that weekend job money and childish angst and still I looked like me. That was the first seduction – and the first betrayal.” Tanya did not fall in love with fashion. She was a teenager. At 13, I also believed I had fallen in love with fashion when I owned my very first (fake) Louis Vuitton. When I even knew what Louis Vuitton was. But I hadn’t truly. I had simply followed the masses of fellow 13 year olds who owned the same bag and it has taken me a few years to truly forget those masses of girls and attempt to branch off. Tanya gave up on fashion before she had given it a chance. And it was not the betrayal of fashion, it was the cruelty of supposedly childhood innocence. Teenage girls are the complete bitches, not the clothing they adorn. I personally try to follow fashion as little as possible. I know what I like, I enjoy charity shops and the market stools of Bangkok, the last thing I enjoy is looking at the girl next to me and seeing a mirror image of my own outfit. But this was not always the case. “Can't you ignore it, you may ask? Can't you squeeze yourself into a ­library and have an inner life instead? Ha! Anyone who thinks that has never been a young woman staring into the window of Topshop. Sophisticated weapons are employed to make us need the rubbish. And so we do.” Well isn’t that just a complete slap in the face! Apparently my beautiful clothes (that I am also brain-washed into buying) signify my large lack of intelligence. Because I enjoy dressing myself I also do not enjoy a good book. It angers me that fashion can be shrugged off as a shallow and useless sector of our lives. Fashion is everywhere. Everything is fashion. “This... 'stuff'? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff” Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada. I’m not silly enough to believe my boyfriend remembers many of my outfits, but he admits himself he likes to see what I’ve put together for the day. However, I have never dressed to impress boys. I dress for myself, it is the confidence that accompanies my outfits that will impress the opposite sex. “And always, because designers produce just one tiny dress for all the ­advertising campaigns and magazine editorials” To insult the creativity, the hard-work and the livelihood of a designer by describing their beautiful creations in this way is almost as cruel as her previous description of a young girl’s death. “I still think about that young woman on the train tracks, though. What did she pay for her shoes?” This is Daily Mail style propaganda and only the naïve would believe the reason that girl died is because she wore a pair of high-heels that she was “told to wear” by the fashion houses. God, I’m a fashion student and I fail to feel obliged to saunter around in heels. “And I couldn't help suspecting that had she been wearing a shoe designed for movement, rather than to push her breasts out and her pelvis forward, she would be alive.” God how insulting. “Fashion can't, I now know, make even itself happy” Well what can I say? Yes, my overzealous consumerism makes me happy before I check my bank balance and realise I am a foolhardy young girl without enough pounds to pay her rent, let alone eat for another month. Nevertheless, when I purchase my copy of Vogue each month, when I flick through and study images of season’s and season’s worth of clothing, when I watch a girl saunter past me in the street in a gob smacking combination of garments, a genuine smile crosses my face because I know I am not alone in my true love of fashion.

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

"hey, is that the shut-eye shop? I'd like some sleep please."

I’m having trouble sleeping. To begin with the OC is to blame. It has hard-pressed itself back into my life in the form of the return of season three: how can I resist? Secondly, I have become convinced that the dark is scarier than I previously believed. Hence, I sleep with the light on. At the ripe age of 19 I do believe this is highly unhealthy, but nevertheless it keeps me happy. And sane.

University will do the most malicious cruelty to your sleep pattern. I have personally not been able to sleep until six everyday. Six in the morning. The time when usual human beings may even be awaking. I then wake up at a post lunch time hour of approximately two. Or whatever time Miss Sparrowhawk decides to wake me up. On Sunday I decided to take matters into my own hands, I set my alarm for 10 Monday morning; I only had four hours sleep. To any normal human being this might create a strong feeling of, oh I don’t know, maybe tiredness. It appears I am immune. I have tried to sleep without noise. This failed.

I should purchase sleeping tablets really…

Alas I am a poor and obnoxious student who would much prefer any spare pounds and penny friends to be exchanged for liquid. God I miss the days when sleep came naturally! Usually I drift into a sound slumber to my own form of a lullaby. Generally King’s Aha Shake Heartbreak album. Occasionally The Smiths, although they are my ‘lamenting lyrics’ so I prefer not to snooze to my misery. City and Colour work beautifully, while Bloc Party really don’t! Snow Patrol also fail; I can’t help but sing along, the sound is too recognisable. The lyrics too catchy. The King’s are my favourite because, and I hate to admit this, I don’t truly know the words. My favourite band they may be, Caleb’s voice may provoke so much inside of me, but I really can’t understand my favourite hillbilly. William Fitzsimmons, Bon Iver, Newton Faulkner and Damien Rice are easy sleeping soundtracks to one’s life. Music has forever cured my insomnia moments. Always.

But none of these are working!! Seth Cohen, money worries and general life issues will not allow me to rest. Thus a monster is born. The grumpiest, hungriest most argumentative and unmotivated creature the world has ever seen. God, do I feel like a teenager without the shut eye.

"Sleep that knits up the ravelled sleave of care The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course, Chief nourisher in life's feast." Macbeth

Saturday, 16 January 2010

"she's a shell; pretty on the outside but there's nothing going on inside"

My grave apologies for being a drunken fool. And my gracious thank-you to my friends for being amazing and looking after a fool. A fool indeed.

Thursday, 14 January 2010

pretentious art post 101.

Every other day dazed digital drops into my mailbox. A wee beep on the blackberry and an e-mail instinctively ignored. Boredom leads to such marvellous discoveries. Gravity was instituted through Isaac Newton’s boredom being passed away under a tree. Art was today uncovered through mine being spent online. Sophie Stephens came into my life.

Isn’t it momentous when just one aspect of life (in this example an e-mail) opens up a world of opportunity. OK this isn’t that momentous, but it entertained me in my boredom, a feat that Facebook is failing to conquer. The illustrator has worked with so many publishing houses and designers. Bordering on vulgar, her dry sense of humour shines through her drawings allowing us to laugh with her. She also confesses to hating Perez Hilton, I instantly admire her! Agyness Deyn for House of Holland

And my favourite of all...

Sunday, 10 January 2010

the white stuff.

The English can never be pleased. The quintessential weather is generally watery. Very watery. And it is just plain dreary. Rain is the death of hair, not only hair though. Make-up and any luxurious fabric also fall victim to this moist monster. The landscape is monotonous, after a while it all gets quite tedious. When participating in three years of retail work roughly 88% of my conversations with customers was a discussion about the weather. Us English folk love a climate chat. When all else fails, talk about the sky. On the odd day of sunshine and warmth? OH GOD! Is anyone happy? NO! Now it’s too hot. Never satisfied. I for one, quite enjoy the blighty weather. In my bizarre mind it keeps me on my toes. Yes, maybe a pain when one attempts to dress weather appropriate in the morn. At the beginning of the day there may be snow on the ground and flakes in the sky, but by 4:00pm there’s a good chance an Indian summer may have broken out. I love the eccentric nature in this country. During my childhood, snow was a rarity. Therefore, if the white stuff ever arrived, dear god was it exciting. And fun. We English may encounter any and every weather condition under the sun, but are we ever prepared? Snow equals chaos. Snow also equals good old English moaning. Why does ANYONE wish away the snow! For one, it is better than rain! It isn’t quite as mean to hair or make-up. There is no possible way to look slim in 30 layers of wool, therefore it doesn’t matter anymore. Don’t fret pet, everyone looks a little bit chubby in the snow. Above all, snow is pretty. The world is transformed into, quite simply, a winter wonderland. Darkness is no longer, well… dark! The evening glow is enhanced by the reflective power of the snow. Yes it is BLOODY cold, but the pro’s outweigh the con’s. I do wish people of the world would cheer up. In Southampton there is currently a thin coating of ice, none of that elusive powder here. And believe me, moaners of Kent, that when the magic melts away the world is a dimmer place.
Cornwall 2009
Alice in Winterland

I just couldn’t pass up any prospect of freezing to my grave in weather-inappropriate clothing. I LOVE this dress. OMG Topshop SS is looking goooooooood. Begrudgingly I chose the pink apposed to the flowery dress so I could wear it with my Doc Martens. The best shoes in the world. Accompanied by my D&G AW09 style lace bolero (also a Topshop purchase), bargain Primark spotty tights and black and gold heart socks. “That be gurt lush.”



"There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

Thursday, 7 January 2010

battle of the blondes. gaga vs. barbie

Lady Gaga is awe inspiring. Last year seemed like a rollercoaster ride, one minute the press was slating anything and everything she wore, yet gradually she won them over. Weird and wonderful has triumphed! I seem to remember someone (maybe a Spice Girl) once said: “You know you’ve made it when they make a doll of you.” True, true. And to signal Gaga’s astonishing rise from mocked to praised, here they are.
These remarkable Barbie dolls were made by Veik, a 29 year old from China. Here is his Flickr stream: http://www.flickr.com/photos/veik11/. Thank-you to hapsical.blogspot.com for bringing this happiness to my attention! I think my personal love affair began with Bad Romance. The video is wonderful, the contrast between restraint and freedom demonstrated through clothing! OMG, the whole concept is fantastical!
God, I wish my Barbie dolls had been as privileged to have their own McQueen shoes!!

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

oh marc, you rock my socks

There is nothing I love more from an item of clothing than colour. I simply cannot seem to pull off black; it’s distressing, but true. Even in the winter season I try my god damn hardest to sneak in as much colour as socially acceptable for the coldest months of the year. This is where my love for Marc Jacobs began. The man himself claims he is tired of seeing young girls wearing black and studs: “It's not such an individual expression.” Yes, the All Saints look was once upon a time individual, today it has been very much abused by mini rock scenesters. Military boots are everywhere; a fact that largely annoys Chris since he bought them, got about seven months wear prior to them becoming standard uniform for any self-loving Essex boy. Erheeeerm, back to Marc Jacobs. For one of my assessments I chose to do an analysis of his Spring/Summer 2010 show. I’m a bit late adding it to here, but what the hell. OMG. This show made me wish I was no longer a student. For the first time in my life I utterly and completely wished I was a WAG, just for the disposable income. The playsuits, oh the playsuits! There were so many, all so beautiful; but to be quite honest any playsuit has me weak at the knees. My reaction to a playsuit is not dissimilar to any normal girls reaction to a pair of Louboutin’s.
Marc Jacobs is truly a mish-mash of several inspirations hitting a fan at once and combining to create a giant fashion monster (the friendly, Monster’s Inc style monster.) The overall effect was preppy, school girl in South Africa on a tennis tournament. There was a move away from his underwear-as-outerwear style that still featured in the Marc Jacobs line; I love this trend, Topshop does as well and when Topshop loves a trend the whole world and her gran love the trend. Hemlines have shortened, prints are bolder, the colour range is broader and the overall look is quirky, geek chic! What is amazing about Mr. Jacobs is his ability to take the most completely obsolete item and transform it; think main line use of a fanny pack. The ever mind-blowing combo of smart and casual. High top trainers bought to life skirt suits and peg trousers. God, it’s all very (quirky) Blair Waldorf if she had been raised in Brooklyn. Tribal doesn’t generally appeal to me, done badly and it’s all very wild Thornberry. However, the eccentric mix of colours, flowers vs. plaid vs. tribal. I can’t express enough just how much I LOVE it!
The show is truly perfection. There’s 40’s style meets 80’s shoulder pads. 70’s prints, the odd 50’s full skirt. And of course the bunny ears from his recent oeuvre with Louis Vuitton compliment the whole look (and Topshop’s went into the sale which hints this is still a trend that is semi-sacred.) It never did any harm to borrow LV; metallic monogram bags and the tribal trend.
The textures! Oh the textures! Early 90’s kids TV presenter jumpers meet opulent silks in every jewel colour under the sun. the collection has stayed true to the brands DNA, sassy and sweet.
And the military style belts, nurses belts my mother used to call them. Oh army surplus here. I. Come.
He is one beautiful, remarkable man.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

beauty is in the ears of the beholder.

Golly gosh. It sucks trying to get by without Photoshop, these are the results of boredom and experimentation and a severe lack of editing programs.
The musical styling’s of Bon Iver are currently inspiring me tremendously. Justin Vernon wrote For Emma, Forever Ago while hibernating in a log cabin in north-western Wisconsin. Using all the aged instruments he had, he created a whole album. The lyrics and music are so haunting and beautiful, I never want this melodically heaven to end. “If music be the food of love, play on.” Shakespeare.
OK so the outside of my bedroom is currently a manifestation of bin bags filled to the brim with ancient clothes destined to leave my home one day soon and venture into the realm of the charity shop. Nevertheless I couldn't help but have a wee browse and BINGO! I unearthed two pairs of my Dad's old jeans; one Wrangler and one Lee pair. The latter are now ordained to become a pair of high waisted denim shorts. However, the Wrangler's are my new BF jeans. This is my take on 90's Friends style. I never wear jeans! God I usually hate jeans! The third picture could (scarily) be a brunette version of my mother 15 years ago (eekkkk!)
My first fashion based post! (kinda) and after uploading the first pictures I discovered my Canon actually came with a photo editing programme!